Free Almonds

收到朋友轉寄的英文笑話. 非常喜歡其中對生命的機智與幽默.

學習在不同文化中, 人們如何看待自己生命的樂趣!

(1 --left) Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep." "I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times."

(2)

The day care bus driver drove with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady tapped him on his shoulder. She offered him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munched up.

She repeated this gesture about eight times. After the 9th time the driver asked the lady why they did not eat the almonds themselves. She replied that it is not possible because of their old teeth.

"Why do you buy them then?" he puzzled and asked. Where upon the lady answered: "We just love to lick the chocolate around them."